alcoholicgifts:

brienne—of—tarth:

scissorsandthread:

Confetti Eggs | Oh Happy Day

These confetti eggs are a traditional Easter party item, but I think they would be perfect for New Years Eve! You’re meant to smash them over each other’s heads, so if you decide to use these you might want to have a less fancy bash or at least warn anyone who has copious amounts of gel or hairspray in their hair, or anyone who spent the day at the salon getting their hair done. That’s for guys and girls! Or you could go for something else inside the eggs, like confetti (though that might be hard to get out of hair too!)

25/5/2012 . 2,270 notes . Reblog
thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

25/5/2012 . 6,276 notes . Reblog
sootpie:

You dirty boy.

sootpie:

You dirty boy.

24/5/2012 . 720 notes . Reblog
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flatsound:

Here’s a song I did a good while ago for a Jeune Été Records cassette release. I’ve never been a huge fan of it, but some of you are, so here you go.


irreparable pieces
remember when you promised
that you would never leave me
that your heart would never stop shining the light
that kept me warm during the winter
and whole when it was summer
and holds me like no other light before
like the pedals of a flower
taking chance in its abundance
take for granted what they gave you everyday
but when autumn takes them back
i dont know who to ask

i haven’t left the house in ages
im so scared that i am dying
pray to God that i’m not ready
slow my heart and keep on trying
to tidy up the mess that i’ve been
making most of my life
and continue making music
that i know you only like listening to
when you’re in my shoes

remember when you promised
that this would never happen
it said so in the letter that you wrote
now im so cold during the winter
i want to die when its summer
i hope you die when another has your heart
and smashes it into irreparable pieces
and leaves them on a cold tile floor
projected to the open
where your mother can clearly see them
as she steps over the mess that you once were
so they’ll be forced to lie
right there next to mine

23/5/2012 . 80 notes . Reblog

jicheshire:

consider this bandwagon officially jumped

23/5/2012 . 263 notes . Reblog
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battlesuit:

he’s talking about himself in this | youtube version | original audio

23/5/2012 . 688 notes . Reblog
nicoception:

seerofbuttcheeks:

pernillo:

damnithasook:

hannasedai:

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST THING.
THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 
Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.
Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Loki: I’m adopted…
Zuko: That’s rough, buddy.

screams

oh god this is a beautiful thing!

nicoception:

seerofbuttcheeks:

pernillo:

damnithasook:

hannasedai:

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST THING.

THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Loki: I’m adopted…

Zuko: That’s rough, buddy.

screams

oh god this is a beautiful thing!

23/5/2012 . 12,441 notes . Reblog

princeofpoles:

omfg 

this was me when i first actually started cosplaying

and the corn is formal-mistakes my moirail 

omfg

i’m pee

i’m a butt box

also

i thought she was pelvic thrusting at me

so i was ggonna get back at her

but

that happened instead

i omg

i’m peeing

please excuse 

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hipstergrunt:

dea-goes-a-tumbln:

my-kind-of-stuff:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!

I WOULD WATCH THE EVERY LIVING FUCK OUT OF THIS. GODDAMN.

THIS THE BEST THING EVER EVERYONE GO HOME

17/5/2012 . 35,159 notes . Reblog
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eridantier:

razzda:

i still love this, this song and everything aaah <3

17/5/2012 . 2,017 notes . Reblog